January 2010
16 posts
There is something that everyone should understand. Sara likes haikus.
Has feelings. Cuddle? Sings to cute 90’s boy bands. Manly? I think not.
and. you don’t even drink protein drinks. just saying.
rebuttal.
Muscles. Protein drinks. Lifting weights in the gym. Manly. QED.
ahem.
The past three haikus are courtesy of Sara. Haikus are manly.
(btw.)
This isn’t a haiku. Great things come in sets of three… Might be a haiku. Sara is awesome. She cannot count syllables. Haikus aren’t that fun. Albert should stop this, Haikus aren’t that manly. Many would agree.
Ugh.
Note to Rihanna: Your new music really sucks. Please stop making it.
Owl City - Hello Seattle
This song reminds me of...
The Job Hunt
Applying for jobs Is difficult when you don’t Meet requirements.
Status
It is possible That all my future updates Will be in Haiku.
Haikus
I’ve noticed, upon discovering a haiku I count syllables.
Goals for the Upcoming Season
Goals: 1) Have enough stamina to stay at full speed for a few points at a time. 2) Play intense defense each game, never letting up. 3) After a turnover, consistency with catching and simple throws. 4) Dominate.
What I have to do to reach these goals: 1) Track workouts and sprint workouts, increase in cardio work. 2) Think about positioning on the field, do not get lazy. Do not get beat deep. 3)...
Top Gear Jealousy
So the latest Top Gear special was an epic trip through South America, through the rainforests and to the Pacific. Utterly entertaining, and hilarious, and also very awe-inspiring. These three men have the best job in the world, bar none. At moments scariest, but for the most part awesomest. I even invented a new word to describe it because it is just that good.